"After four-and-a-half years, I will try to improve my own country with the lessons I have learned, and likewise leave Myanmar with some parting advice. USA: Make America Fun Again with KTV My first group of Yangon friends loved nothing more than to crowd into a private KTV (karaoke) room, get drunk on tequila and belt out Abba and Backstreet Boys louder than Boris Johnson before a Brexit vote. While my current generation of expat friends do not enjoy KTV, they are also pretentious ice queens with sticks up their butts. Myanmar: Ease up on the air con Do your bus companies think passengers spoil if you don’t keep us at meat locker temperatures throughout the ride? Seriously..."